ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES
| UKRAINIAN ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES | weight | price |
| Transcarpathian wine | 200 | 30-00 |
| Vodka | ||
| Nemiroff LEX | 50 | 35-00 |
| Nemiroff Premium | 50 | 20-00 |
| Nemiroff Honey Pepper | 50 | 17-00 |
| Finlandia | 50 | 35-00 |
| Absolut | 50 | - |
| Morosha Premium | 50 | 20-00 |
| Khortytsia | 50 | 17-00 |
| Khortytsia Premium | 50 | 20-00 |
| Cognac | ||
| Zakarpatskyj | 50 | 30-00 |
| Three stars | 50 | - |
| Tysa | 50 | 70-00 |
| Karpaty | 50 | 75-00 |
| Uzhhorod | 50 | 85-00 |
| Champagne | ||
| Odesa | 1 bottle | - |
| Artemivske | 1 bottle | 130-00 |
| Artemivske brut | 1 bottle | 160-00 |
| Oreanda | 1 bottle | 130-00 |
| Oreanda brut | 1 bottle | 160-00 |
| Asti | 1 bottle | 130-00 |
| Home-made moonshine exclusively from manager’s fund | - | On the house |
| FOREIGN MADE WINE, LIQUOR, AND VODKA FOR COOL GUYS, VERY COOL GUYS, AND ONHANGERS | ||
| Wine | ||
| Martini Bianco | 50 | 20-00 |
| Martini Rosso | 50 | - |
| Georgian Alazanska Dolyna | 1 bottle | 250-00 |
| Mukuzani | 1 bottle | 450-00 |
| Akhasheni | 1 bottle | - |
| Rkacetelyi | 1 bottle | - |
| Saperavi | 1 bottle | 300-00 |
| Khvachkara | 1 bottle | - |
| Tsynandali | 1 bottle | 300-00 |
| Kindzmarauli | 1 bottle | - |
| Crimean brand wines | 1 bottle | 113-00 |
| French red wine | 1 bottle | - |
| Liquors | ||
| Sheridan’s | 50 | 80-00 |
| Baileys - 17o | 50 | 60-00 |
| Coconut (coconut drink from the first palm tree) | 50 | - |
| Malibu (coconut drink from the second palm tree) | 50 | 40-00 |
| Bitters | ||
| Pisco Capel | 1 bottle | - |
| Becherovka | 50 | 40-00 |
| Slyvovytsia (sloe gin) | ||
| Tequila (Mexican original drink) | 50 | 65-00 |
| Tequila-gold (Mexican golden drink) | 50 | 70-00 |
| Whiskey (don’t confuse with Whiskas!) | ||
| Johnnie Walker | 50 | - |
| Black Label | 50 | - |
| Red Label | 50 | - |
| Jim Beam | 50 | 65-00 |
| Ballantine’s | 50 | 70-00 |
| Gin | ||
| Bіfitter | 50 | 50-00 |
| Gordons | 50 | - |
| London Hill (dry gin) | 50 | - |
| Rum Tobacco | 50 | - |
| Ancient Recipe balm (Carpathian Viagra: doesn’t help in bed but gives nice impression on the beach) | 50 | - |
| Herbal balm | 50 | 20-00 |
| Unicum balm - 42o (Wonderful exclusive appetizer from Hungary. Recommended to use in 1:1 ratio with Uzhhorod cognacs) | 50 | 40-00 |
| CASK BEER | ||
| Zlata Praga | 0,3 | 15-00 |
| Zlata Praga | 0,5 | 25-00 |
| Jezek | 0,3 | 27-00 |
| Jezek | 0,5 | 45-00 |
| BOTTLED BEER | ||
| Baltika 3 | 0,5 | - |
| Tuborg | 0,5 | - |
| Carlsberg | 0,5 | - |
| Kristall | 0,5 | - |
| Tuborg | 0,3 | - |
| BEER FOR DRIVERS AND HANGER-BACKS | ||
| Alcohol-free Stella | 0,5 | 30-00 |
| Alcohol-free Baltika 0 | 0,5 | 25-00 |
| Cozel | 0,5 | - |
| Mu-Mu (Mukachevo turbid beer) | bucket | nobody wants it even for free |
| “Detsa U Notaria” is a death camp for abstainers. While drinking remember traffic police checkpoints: they wouldn’t mind to have a shot either! |